Kunci Jawaban Bahasa Inggris Kelas 10 SMA Halaman 137-140 Kurikulum Merdeka, Read and Answers Part 2

So I’m packing up my troubles in an old kit bag in the woods when I hear a twig snap. I turned to see a Little Red Hooded Teen with a picnic basket that said: “Mommy’s little girl” along with a picture of the girl yawning. “Hey, Lil Hood, I like that basket.” I rolled my eyes. “Whateva’, I need to text Granny that you are utterly creeping me out.”

She threw a piece of gum in her mouth and stared into my eyes while chewing. A few seconds later, she pulled out a smartphone and pushed me out of the way. I started to follow her.

“So, what’s in the basket?” I asked. She backed away from me. I reached into my pocket for the Friendship Coupon I got for my birthday. Instead I pulled out an “I will eat you” coupon used for The Three Thousand Humongous Pigs restaurant, which enables you to get an all­you­can­eat dinner.

She screamed an ear­piercing scream that made me roar and fall to the ground and curl up. “It’s an armadillo­wolf and it’s going to, like, totally attack me!” She shrieked and ran into the woods. A troop of seven dwarves marched out of the trees. They all turned towards me.

“We’re the Seven Levels of awesomeness,” a red shirted dwarf said in a squeaky voice and then played a high chord on an electric guitar. The dwarf started to explain a boring history story. As soon as his eyes crossed, I stepped over the whole row of dwarves in one step. I continued to look for the Girl.

“I want to be friends with you!” I yelled. “You are, like, a liar!!!” She responded from behind an
incredibly noticeable tree trunk. “You, like, just gave yourself away!” I replied. She ran out from behind the tree. “I don’t have a job! So please don’t eat me!” she yelled. What a terrible excuse.

“Yes you do! You have a delivery job!” I spat back. She groaned. “Ugh! It’s like mom all over again!”
“Mom?” She led for the second time. As she ran away I saw a label on her basket. It said ‘To
Grandma, 2235 NE Forest Ct.’ Hmmm …. Maybe …, just maybe, I could be friends with Little Hood there.
I arrived at the old lady’s door when I saw my old friend, Bob­wolf, chasing three little pirates in the brig.

He had recently chased three little famous pig chefs but that’s a whole different… uh… mall game, I think. Anyway, I knocked on the door. “Who is it?” a sweet voice of a grandma called. “The uh, Crayola department?” I answered. Wow, that was lame.

“Come in,” the grandma said. As soon as I entered, the grandma was so scared she jumped into my mouth. I
accidentally swallowed the sweet little woman. BLECH! Was she dis­gusting. At the worst time in possible times that are worse than worst times, Little Hood showed up. “Gra-any! I brought your cookies!” she sang. COOKIES!!!

I DESPISE cookies. I swallow an old lady to make friends with somebody because I want to know what’s in a basket, just for cookies! WOW, is my life messed up. “Okay, I’ll take the cookies now my beloved Hooded Girl  I mean, Granddaughter,” I said in my best old lady voice. I waited at least a minute.

“‘Kay Grandma. Now let me hand you the goodies,” she inally said. I reached a paw out. “Wow, Grammy, what big paws you have,” she said in a slightly frightened tone. “Aren’t you a bit too old to be concerned about what your
Granny looks like?” I scolded back with a hint of worry. I heard a bubble pop.

“No and F-Y-I, I’m only, like, fourteen.” She sassed. “Wait, humans can’t have paws! Hey, you’re the creepy armadillowolf who wrote a note card that said ‘I will eat you’!” I step guiltily out of the door. “You caught me red handed, wait no, you caught me by my hand.” I gazed at my hand.

The girl slapped it out of the way. “Enough chit-chat!” She said and then screamed, “DOCTOR!!!” One quote unquote Seven Levels of Awesomeness dwarf with a doctor coat appeared on the top of my head.
“Pull out my Grandma!” the hooded girl ordered. “Don’t do it!” I said with a creaky voice. The dwarf reached his hand into my throat. He pulled out a frog. “Boy, you have a frog in your throat,” he said. I didn’t speak a word.
“Cat got your tongue?” The dwarf said, and pulled out a cat.

“You’re just full of surprises aren’t you?” Finally, after tons and tons of terrible puns in my mouth, grandma was pulled out. Then we all lived tax­free ever after.

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